You've been out on the town, done the queer club scene scene, danced your tits off, had a good time, found the man of your dreams, taken him home and probably had even more of a good time - so now what?

Drag the streets to see if you can find a Hot Dog Stall, a Burger and Chips joint, or a Pizza joint that may still be open?

No! No! No! - Do you want to lose him that quickly? Get some great ideas from this page, show him you're domesticated - and keep your man!

Guys: The way to your man's heart could just start on this very page! Take some notes - and be prepared!

Crisp-Breaded Pan Pork Escallops:
Earlier (before clubbing):
If using pork fillets cut them into +-10cm slices. Place the sliced pork (or chops, if using them) on a sheet of waxed paper or plastic wrap, cover with another sheet then using a meat mallet (a rolling pin can substitute) flatten the meat to desired thickness.

Mix the garlic, mustard, cayenne or chili powder together with the preferred amount of salt and black pepper and spread over the pork. Stir the breadcrumbs and grated Parmesan Cheese together. Place all in fridge.

Later (when ready):
Toss the pork in the seasoned flour, shaking off any excess, dip into the beaten egg and then into the cheesy breadcrumbs to coat.

Heat the oil in a large frying pan and fry for about 3 minutes on each side or until brown and cooked through. Drain on rack or paper towels and serve warm.

Delicious served with one of those microwave-able garlic baguettes which are available from Woolies and are a good item to keep in the freezer.

An impressive meal in minutes!

Quick Cocktails
Sex in the Pool:
Use a Highball Glass.
1 measure of Vodka, add an equal amount of Blue Curacao then fill with Pineapple Juice and shake.

Fuzzy Screw:
Use a Highball Glass.
1 measure of Vodka add equal amount of Peach Schnapps then fill with Fresh Orange Juice and shake.

Between the Sheets:
Use a Cocktail Glass.
1 measure of Brandy, add equal amounts of Triple Sec and Light Rum then shake.

TIP OF THE CENTURY:
Avoid those savoury dips at parties where people are dipping a vegetable, taking a bite and then dipping the vegetable again. By “double dipping” bacteria is transferred from a person's mouth into the dip. You could land up with something quite unsavoury!