People are generally curious about the rules that people use in managing open relationships. It is always one of the first things people ask about open relationships. They are not interested in whom – they are interested in how.
If anyone else has tried and tested experiential rules to offer, Queerlife would really appreciate them so we can write a book called Some Men are from Venus, Some Men are from Mars and Some Men Just Lust After Uranus and make millions of Rands and go on countrywide lecture tours.
1. Dont Ask Dont Tell
There are some things your partner does not really want to know. No matter how excited or interested you might be in someone else, no matter how curious your partner is, no matter how much they might like the person you are having an affair with, they do not need to know ALL the details. No matter how much you share, no matter how honest your relationship is, there are things better to left unsaid.
You better be good at scheduling and knowing others schedules because you will find yourself often being in a position where you have to know four peoples schedules on an intimate basis: yours, his, your partners and his partners. I actually know someone who had to know six individual schedules in order to snatch private moments with his affairee because of the complex relationships involved.
Never leave your partner to go to your affairee. You can manage it better than this. If you say to your partner I am going out with X now and do so, leaving your partner alone at home on a Wednesday night when there is nothing on TV and a full bottle of vodka in the house, well you wont get a particularly good welcome when you do return home.
4: The Pre-emptive strike
In the lead-up to an affair, tell your partner almost everything so he knows it is coming, like you are interested, like there is a possibility, like it is on the cards. You can then get any of the arguments you might have over and done with in the abstract before you have even done anything.
5: The polite silence
Casual sex doesnt really count for much, especially when you can go home afterwards and experience intimacy and love. It is practically not worth talking about. It is not being dishonest it is just being polite. You do not generally describe your bowel movements to your partner and casual sex is the same sort of thing. It might come up in three or four years as a topic of conversation and then a botched circumcision job, an interesting scar, or something may be worthy of comment and because it was so long ago no-one will really care. But generally you cant go wrong if you treat casual sex the same way as you treat a bowel movement.
6: Its hard work
You do have to work harder if you are having an affair because you have two people to care for. This is generally easy because the affair has galvanised you into overdrive thus you will find renewed interest in your partner as well as the new interest in the other one.
Treat your affairees partner with respect. Always return their partner in good condition. Send him home, if you have to, at an appropriate time. Also clearly signal your intentions, like you are not there to take anyone from anyone else, you are there to give everyone MORE. You just want to make life better, more interesting and much much more fulfilling.
Clearly state at some stage, preferably in the lead-up that your partner is your partner and you wouldnt leave him for anyone.
9: Shit happens
You will never manage the situation. There will always be brinks. There will always be dizzinesses. There will always be contradictions. You will handle the situation, rather than dominating it. If you are going for philosophies check out Chinese works on Change rather than Nietzsches Will To Power. There will be bad moments but last them out. If your intentions are honest and explicit, everyone will survive.
10: Zen and the art…
Relax… its only life…